• The only loss that causes sense of achievement is Virginity.

• A girl is said to be grown up when she starts wearing a bra. A boy is grown up when he starts removing it

• I guess you could call me a polygamist.Sometimes I switch hands.

• Without nipples, breasts would be pointless.

• Make love not war because Condoms are cheaper than Guns!

• Silence doesn't mean your sexual performance left her speechless.

• Never dance naked because the body has parts that do not stop moving when the music stops.

• Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

• Definition of will power: Looking into the eyes of a topless waitress!